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“Don’t forget,” said the writer, his face more and more agitated, “it was in Rourou that I first rode a bike. Yes, I tell about it in detail in my book. And you all know what the bicycle signifies in my work. It’s a symbol. For me, the bicycle is the first step taken by humanity out of the patriarchal world and into the world of civilization. The first flirtation with civilization. The flirtation of a virgin before her first kiss. Still virginity and already sin.”

“That’s true,” said Joujou. “Tanaka, a girl I worked with, had her first orgasm riding a bicycle when she was still a virgin.”

Everyone started discussing Tanaka’s orgasm, and Tamina asked Bibi: “May I make a telephone call?”

1. Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2. Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3. If asked if you care about the world’s problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4. Never give your real name.
5. If ever asked to look at yourself, don’t.
6. Never do anything the person standing in front of you can’t understand.
7. Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.